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Casting Call: (Comedy) Ralph

If you are interested in this role contact us immediately through our website or through email at Dwayne@savagecastle.org. We have auditions 3pm on Wednesdays via zoom meeting. Communicate if you can't make that time. Let's work.


Ralph is our main antagonist. He is a classic bully that is only happy when he is harassing someone. He is a street hustler and thief. He loves weed and fighting. In character terms he is the "bastard". He really doesn't like Billy, our lovable loser. He has been bullying Billy and Jimmy since they were kids.


Audition Notes: Our hero Jimmy attempts to talk to Debbie, but is interrupted by the bully Ralph and his sidekick Jack.


As Jimmy starts to engage Debbie. Ralph and Jack walk up. Jimmy is startled and steps back. Ralph stares both of them down.


RALPH

What's going on here? I leave for one minute and little Jimmy over here trying to get his little jimmy wet.

JACK

Yeah, little dry jimmy tonight.

RALPH

I heard you trying to be woke now. It ain't worth it boy. You ain't heard, niggas ain't shit

JIMMY

Some of us ain't

RALPH

Oh, you real funny.

JACK

Yeah, he a classic joke.

JIMMY

Whatever.

RALPH

Yeah I'm gone need you to stay away from my people W-U-B Doing Boys(Dubois).

JIMMY

So disrespectful.

RALPH

Gone git. We don't want to catch that weak shit you got.


Jimmy jumps up to confront Ralph. Ralph shows his knife and Jimmy jumps back.


JACK

Yeah, that's what I though Jimmy boy.

JIMMY

I'm cool. I don't want no trouble.

RALPH

I'm pretty sure you don't.


Jimmy walks away but hesitates and looks back at Debbie. Jimmy turns back around and walks away. Jack and Ralph laugh at Jimmy. Debbie is angered.


DEBBIE

What the hell is wrong with you? You such a hater. I can't stand you.

RALPH

Whatever. You really like that lame. You fried.


Debbie shakes her head and walks away. Ralph pulls Jack closer and they stare down Jimmy.


RALPH

I'm gone bust his ass before the night over. I don't like that pussy boy.

JACK

I'm down. I will stomp his little ass out. Give the call.


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